7 Things I am ashamed of

It has been a long time since I have posted anyting on the blog. I am ashamed of myself for letting seven months go by without giving the 4 people that read this blog something to laugh at. Because of my shameful behavior, I thought it would be appropriate if I bore my soul and gave you 7 things I am ashamed of. One shameful fact for each month I have been gone. Keep in mind that I am baring my soul to you on this, and I really don't want to admit any of this. Here we go. . .

7. I have fantasized about how cool it would be if I could sing like Michael Buble. Sure his songs are not cool, but his voice is ultra smooth. With a voice like that you could be a walking dress dropper.

6. I am over 30 and I still read comic books. Yeah, I know, comics are for teenagers and overweight men over thirty who have never been intimate with a woman. Well I have been with a woman so there. . . stereotype destroyed.

5. I enjoy watching General Hospital with my wife. Lucky is going to straight kill somebody son. Oh yeah, and Sonny almost killed his son who was an undercover cop working to take him down. You can't make that stuff up. Wait. . . it was made up. . . nevermind.

4. My house is so messy that if I had children, the state would definitly put them in foster care. My only excuse is I work too much and I hate to clean. I should really consider hiring a maid.

3. I enjoy cursing in inappropriate situations. Such as, in front of children, at most every public venue, to strangers, and on the phone with telemarketers and bill collectors. Fucked up right?

2. I have purchased and like a Soulja Boy song. As a hardcore music fan, this is one of my most shameful admissions. Soulja Boy is talentless and makes terrible music. . . yet I can't get enough of "Gucci Bandana". I can feel the respect of my peers dropping like the deuce that is Soulja Boy.
And Finally, I am most ashamed of this admission . . .

1. Nothing makes me quite as happy as when I am thinking about eating cake. That is true fat boy status right there. I love that moist delicious cake! I am simultaneously happy and ashamed right now. I am happy because I am now thinking about cake. I am ashamed because I just admitted it out loud.


There you have it, the 7 things I am most ashamed of. If you are feeling bold leave a comment regarding something you are ashamed of. No need to leave a comment if you are ashamed of reading this blog or knowing me personally. lol.