Texts from last night.

Texts from last night is a website my homie sent to me a few days ago. It is the funniest thing I've seen on the net since that Youtube video with the kid asking "is this real life?" The premise of the site is simple. It is a collection of text messages sent either in a drunken stupor or during moments of poor decision making. Either way it is hilarious. Here is a link to the website. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

I will also give you a teaser of some of the texts that absolutely killed me (the number before the text is the area code of the phone owner).

(208): i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impulse buy.

(847): This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

(678): did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
(404): did it work?
(678): nope

(419): I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.

(414): hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

(214): I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

(732): pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

(973): haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??(630): savin' lives aint cheap

I hope you guys understand the gold I am giving you here.